Lyric request for Zach

I imagine that there is nothing more irritating than a fan requesting lyric clarification. And yet, as a die-hard Pinback fan, I have an insatiable curiosity about the lyrics to Todo. I tried my best to decipher them but I ended up with non-sequiturs (much more than the usual Pinback obscurity, mind you). I posted my best guess on Pinbackfreak's website and heated disagreements ensued. I just want to know how terribly far off I actually was.

I know lyric inquiries must be tedious, but I just couldn't help myself. Consider revealing the lyrics just this once....